Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Conference USA Prayer

Our conference, who art in the NIT,
hallowed be thy game.
Thy time will come,
when thy RPI will be above 101,
in Birmingham as it is in Memphis
Give us this day our annual beatdown.
And forgive us for thinking we can beat Memphis,
as we forgive those who underestimate the Tigers.
And lead us not into the Fedex Forum,
and deliver us from Tyreke Evans.
For thine is the frustration,
over the power and the glory of John Calapari,

that will keep us from March Madness once again.


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